What we didn't know about the Pepsi logo

This photo was taken from here.

Origami is old school, the new concept is here

Ennio Marchetto takes simple pieces of paper and uses them to entertain the audience. I have no better explanation for it, than showing the video itself:

Jhonen V. Some of his works.

Jhonen Vazquez was born in 1974. I found his comics very interesting. I was lucky I must admit: one night I remembered one of my favourite tv shows of my childhood: Invader Zim, and I though I could find them somewhere. I did, and I found the creator´s name. So I start searching until I got some of his comics. Here they are.

Beware! This is not for children at all, it narrates stories full of bloody scenes and dark thoughts. Yes, you must be very sick to like this.

A survey I made (this is not real)

I asked people what was their mission in this life or what they wanted to be and I got this answers:

Answer from a poor: Survive, my friend.

From a business man: Get enough money to be able to rest, but I must work all day long.

From a housewife: See my children grow up and be proud of what my teachings turned into. And then see them being taken away from me from another woman or a man.

From a politician: Serve my pocket as I should serve the people.

From a student: End my carrier, to start working like I have been doing all my life, but with a salary.

From a poet: What to be or not to be?

From a old lady: What to be? I was just remembering who I was.

From a prayer: Isn't eternity longer than this life? So well, for this short time we have here, be good to other people and your soul. (I though: And of course with god, he's the one who decides after all)

From a blogger: Write things that people like. Nah, get money from ads. (I'm totally against this kind of thoughts)

A promise, is a promise, don´t matter what

Thanks to my good old (15 years old) friend, I must stay. He left a commentary so now it´s like I have a chain around my neck, connected to this blog. So let´s start with... something, maybe I will get some ideas while hitting my head to the wall next to me...

....

No, it didn´t work.

Let´s see... what can I do next?

I know, I will post something in my other blog, and then with time I will translate it. So, yes, you will have to keep waiting.

Only to say hello

Am I coming back only to say hi? No this time!
It has been a while after the last post in this blog, I know, you missed me. And in this huge time maybe you already learn to speak Spanish and you read my other blog. Well I´m back so let´s read the news... my blog "unavida-onelife.blogspot.com" had been cancelled, but you didn´t know because I didn´t tell you and nobody visited the site to read about my life.
In other news I made up my mind and I´m going to write, not only post thingsI found, I overpassed that time so now I will focus in writting (when you don´t succeed posting things you saw or read on internet, it means you need a change).

So... what am I gonna say? Let´s talk about... happyness: Are you happy? (of course, I am not waiting for an answer, because that way this would take a while).
If you are not happy I have great news for you! (maybe for the exitment of getting a good news you just jumped from you chair, and put your head really close to the monitor, but I must say: No, there are not such great news). I´m going to help you. I will start posting some tips to save your life. when am I going to start? Tomrrow, now I´m tired, so keep waiting (of course, you can stand up and go to do another thing, you don´t have to stay there waiting for me).

After a while I come back

I know nobody missed me, but you won´t get ride of me so easily. I was out from this blog, I really thought about closing it. Well, let´s go on.

Another video...just wait soonne or later, I will post something written by me.

I didn´t make any commentary because I didn´t want to ruin the joke.

Explaning my absence

I´ve been gone for a while. All for a little problem with some wire of the Internet connection.
I stopped posting, I didn´t chat any more, I stopped playing online games. In a few words I lost all my social life.
Well that´s not true, I hanged out with some friends, I was taking care of my family and I built a really good looking single-apartment, after my wife wanted the divorce. At least I´m happy, but there are some things that I can´t understand:
I tried to start over: make a new family, change myself, with clothes, a new hair cut and I even tried to change my personality. I read books to learn cooking, mechanic, I practiced my speech in front of the mirror, I drank estrange potions, made wishes, to get a best job to impress someone. Anything worked. I´m alone and with the same damn job, I didn´t know I supposed to go happy when the job-car arrived to get a promotion.
Now that I explained all, I think I know what to do, I just need to throw away my Sims and start with the chat webs, maybe I have possibilities of meet a real person who likes me.

Eddie Izzard

I love Lego, and my brother found some videos of it with voice of Eddie Izzard.

This is the original video:



And this is the Lego one:



And this are some other fan-made videos:

Do you have a flag?:



Supermarkets and trolleys:

How to get in trouble and make a party at the same time

If you don´t have enough time to get drunk, dance, talk with friends making a party and get in trouble. Just do the two things at once. In this video, that I found in haha.nu, a guy tell you how to do it:





I think he used telepathic powers to communicated with all that people in a few minutes. I don´t think he used more than one day to plan the party (I can say that after seeing the results).

Why he really didn´t what to take he´s glasses off?
Because:
·That way, nobody will recognize him? No, that can´t be because everyone who know´s him, were in the party.
·He thought the cameras could stole his soul from he´s eyes? No, if he was crazy enough to do the party, he wouldn´t concerned for an useless soul.
·He had red eyes for all the things he drank? No, the answer is the same as above.
·He was still drunk? It could be. The drunk persons make crazy things.
·He would lose he´s style? No, he had none.

If you want to cooperate with other possibilities, I would be happy. And if someone can find a life for this guy it would be better.

Pac-man: The Movie

Well, here´s the trailer of the movie. It´s not japanese like my other video.

Lego ad

I never talk in this blog about my obsession with Lego. This is the first, but not last, Lego-post.



Now you can see that I added a new label called: Lego

Pac-man

I showed you the tetris videos, now a new Pac-man.

Tetris

Two different new ways of playing tetris.

Animated objects

I think you saw sculptures made of many things: wood, rock, steel, even....food. We know that the art it can be made with anything. But this art isn´t only that, is funny too.
This are examples of what you can find in this page.

Italian food.

A born-reader.

Elegant.

Vegetable rampage.


McDonalds

New keyboard for Windows

Recent studies have confirm that the users of Windows don´t use every key of the keyboard. In consequence, the companies had a great idea. Now you won´t have any other key that is not necessary to use this operative system.
Less keys means less cost, so the computer producers will have more money on their pockets.

This is the new design that you´ll be able to buy in April 2008.

What did you say?

A have a recompilation of phrases of the president of United States George W. Bush

·There ought to be limits to freedom.
·One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
·I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace..
·Do you have blacks too? (talking with Fernando Henrique Cardoso, Brazil´s president).
·It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency. (I don´t wanna know when he said that.
·We may still find weapons. We haven't found them yet.
·I'm trying to figure out what else I can say that you — I didn't say yesterday that sounds profound to you without — without actually answering your question.

If you want to hear more incredible phrases of George just go to this page.

The prices

I suppose you live this every day like me.

For Eneko, he´s page is in Spanish but I believe that with a little translator you can understand what he means.

For me this isn´t funny, but i had to put it in the humour label.

Self-reference jokes

Via haha.nu, I found this page with really good self-references phrases. This are some examples of what you can find in the page:

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

The two rules for success are:
1. Never tell them everything you know.

We never make misteaks.

I'm the humblest person I know.

Well this is a little self-referencial story:

A logician saves the life of a tiny space alien. The alien is very grateful and, since she's omniscient, offers the following reward: she offers to answer any question the logician might pose. Without too much thought (after all, he's a logician), he asks: "What is the best question to ask and what is the correct answer to that question?" The tiny alien pauses. Finally she replies, "The best question is the one you just asked; and the correct answer is the one I gave."

I´m so requested

Today, when I opened G-Talk I found this precious message from Google.I think that no other type of chatter will make you smile by happiness.


It feel so right that someone out there want you...